Darkman [HD DVD]

Darkman [HD DVD] Review

When attorney Julie Hastings (Frances McDormand) uncovers corrupt city real estate dealings, evil thugs attack her scientist boyfriend, Peyton Westlake (Liam Neeson). Left for dead after his lab is detonated, he miraculously survives when the ensuing blast hurls him into the nearby harbor. Treated as a John Doe at a city hospital, he is unknowingly submitted to radical therapy which numbs his nerves to feeling--but which heightens his strength and his emotions. Once conscious, Peyton escapes from the hospital and builds a ramshackle lab in an abandoned industrial plant. Horribly burned and scarred by the lab explosion, he uses synthetic skin to impersonate his would-be murderers and seek retribution for their evil deeds. Peyton also tries to reunite with Julie, who believes him to be dead. While the film has an average script, it is overcome by the flashy cinematography of Bill Pope, the bombastic score by Danny Elfman, and the well-choreographed direction of Sam Raimi. The director confidently walks the line between suspense, action, comedy, and romance as he examines a bitter, victimized antihero who risks becoming as monstrous on the inside as he appears on the outside. --Bryan Reesman

Brain That Wouldn't Die DVDTee (Size L)

Brain That Wouldn't Die DVDTee (Size L) Review

Includes both DVD and t-shirt!

Dressed to Kill

Dressed to Kill Review

Studio: Tcfhe/mgm Release Date: 09/06/2011 Run time: 105 minutes Rating: Ur

Frankenstein's Daughter

Frankenstein's Daughter Review

In the words of Bugs Bunny, "Monsters lead such interesting lives." That they do. And when they're not drinking blood, rising from the dead or trashing Tokyo, they seem to be doing what comes naturally: getting hitched and having a crop of kids. In "Frankenstein's Daughter," the Doctor's grandson continues with his infamous grandad's experiments and creates a hideous she-monster, a cross between a sumo wrestler, a porterhouse steak and the "brain" of a blonde bimbo, complete with a permanent wave down to her toes. An exploitation movie milestone in the monster offspring subgenre, "Frankenstein's Daughter" is the third of four drive-in classics crafted by producer Marc Frederic and director Richard Cunha in their late-'50s moviemaking heyday.

Nero Wolfe - The Complete First Season

Nero Wolfe - The Complete First Season Review

Nero Wolfe - The Complete First Season Feature

• Theirs is one of fiction s great partnerships. Nero Wolfe is a brilliant recluse whose world is dominated by his formidable appetites and beloved orchid collection. Archie Goodwin is his stalwart legman - a dapper, street-smart sleuth who uncovers the clues that let Wolfe unravel the most confounding mysteries without ever leaving his Manhattan brownstone. Format: DVD MOVIE Genre: TELEVI

Nero Wolfe brought Rex Stout's eccentric private investigator and his dapper legman, Archie Goodwin, into a jaunty and irreverent detective series for cable channel A&E in the spring of 2001 (following the broadcast of a pilot episode in 2000). The Complete First Season includes all the pleasures and surprises of the show's first mysteries, above all the tempestuous, symbiotic, and highly entertaining relationship between Wolfe (Maury Chaykin), a corpulent recluse who grows orchids and analyzes clues from a distance, and the acerbic knight-errant, Goodwin (Timothy Hutton, also an executive producer on the series), Wolfe's underpaid eyes and ears on the world. Set (more or less) in the late 1940s/early 1950s, Nero Wolfe finds these antithetic partners cracking tough cases and refusing to bow to authority, power, or wealth.

The set begins with the complex, two-part "The Doorbell Rang" (directed by Hutton). A demanding heiress (Debra Monk) offers an enormous retainer to Wolfe, a high-living epicurean always in need of money, to prove her dubious claim that the FBI is harassing her. Once Wolfe takes the job, a murder is committed, and Archie hits the streets in search of answers. Hutton also directs the two-part "Champagne for One" with a snap and verve reminiscent of old Howard Hawks comedies, but it is on "Prisoner's Base" that all of the series' best elements are firing at once: Chaykin's performance as a prideful, narcissistic boy-man genius, Hutton's sleek heroics, and a tone largely more optimistic than the grave determinism of much detective fiction. The excellent "Eeny Meeny Murder Moe" finds the thin-skinned Wolfe apoplectic when a client is murdered in the sleuth's own brownstone, and worlds tumble when Archie discovers Wolfe might have a long-lost adopted daughter in "Over My Dead Body." All in all, Nero Wolfe refreshes the television detective genre. --Tom Keogh Studio: A&e Home Video Release Date: 07/27/2004 Run time: 600 minutes Rating: Nr

A Day at the Spa: Indian Head Massage

A Day at the Spa: Indian Head Massage Review

When it comes to relaxation people are becoming more and more imaginative as the stresses and strains of 21st century life take their toll. There are many complimentary and alternative therapies to choose from, grounded in the traditions of the ancients, but few are quite as well suited to the classic problems caused by everyday tensions as Indian Head Massage.

Monty Python's Flying Circus - Season 2 [VHS]

Monty Python's Flying Circus - Season 2 [VHS] Review

A fathomless source of profound non-sequiturs, MONTY PYTHON'S FLYING CIRCUS has supplanted Shakespeare as the British variety act most quoted by people who haven't actually seen the original show in the original order as it is presented here. In fact, MONTY PYTHON is nearly indistinguishable from Shakespeare, except that the lines don't rhyme and there are very few bodkins or codpieces. There are, however, British accents and men in drag--two well-known staples of Shakespearean drama. And most of the members of the Flying Circus are still alive, so Shakespeare can take a hike. This six-video boxed set includes all 13 episodes from the transcendent second season of the FLYING CIRCUS: Face The Press--The Ministry of Silly Walks & The Piranha Brothers. The Spanish Inquisition--The Semaphore Version of "Wuthering Heights" & Man- Powered Flights. Deja Vu--A Bishop Rehearsing & Hijacked Plane (to Luton). The Buzz Aldrin Show--Architect Sketch & Words Not to be Used Again. Live From the Grill-o-Mat--Society for Putting Things on Top of Other Things & Current Affairs. It's a Living--The Films of Mr. Dibley and Foreign Secretary. The Attila the Hun Show--Secretary of State Striptease & The Idiot in Society. Archaeology Today--Silly Vicars & Mosquito Hunters. How to Recognize Different Parts of the Body--Bruces & The Death of Mary Queen of Scots. Scott of the Antarctic--Fish License & French Subtitled Film. How Not to be Seen--Crossing the Atlantic on a Tricycle & Monty Python's Flying Circus Again in Thirty Seconds. Spam--Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook & Hospital for Over-Actors. Royal Episode 13--How to Feed a Goldfish & Undertaker's Sketch

Gigli

Gigli Review

Small-time street hood Larry Gigli (Ben Affleck) has a reputation for big-time screw-ups. Ricki (Jennifer Lopez) is a tough gal gangster. When they're paired together on an assignment that careens wildly out of control, will they find a way to work through their personal differences and work out their mutual attraction?

Being John Malkovich

Being John Malkovich Review

Being John Malkovich Feature

• Special Edition
• 3 Academy Award Nominations

While too many movies suffer the fate of creative bankruptcy,Being John Malkovich is a refreshing study in contrast, so bracingly original that you'll want to send director Spike Jonze and screenwriter Charlie Kaufman a thank-you note for restoring your faith in the enchantment of film. Even if it ultimately serves little purpose beyond the thrill of comedic invention, this demented romance is gloriously entertaining, spilling over with ideas that tickle the brain and even touch the heart. That's to be expected in a movie that dares to ponder the existential dilemma of a forlorn puppeteer (John Cusack) who discovers a metaphysical portal into the brain of actor John Malkovich.

The puppeteer's working as a file clerk on the seventh-and-a-half floor of a Manhattan office building; this idea alone might serve as the comedic basis for an entire film, but Jonze and Kaufman are just getting started. Add a devious coworker (Catherine Keener), Cusack's dowdy wife (a barely recognizable Cameron Diaz), and a business scheme to capitalize on the thrill of being John Malkovich, and you've got a movie that just gets crazier as it plays by its own outrageous rules. Malkovich himself is the film's pièce de résistance, riffing on his own persona with obvious delight and--when he enters his own brain via the portal--appearing with multiple versions of himself in a tour-de-force use of digital trickery. Does it add up to much? Not really. But for 112 liberating minutes, Being John Malkovich is a wild place to visit. --Jeff Shannon While too many movies suffer the fate of creative bankruptcy, "Being John Malkovich" is a refreshing study in contrast, so bracingly original that you'll want to send director Spike Jonze and screenwriter Charlie Kaufman a thank-you note for restoring your faith in the enchantment of film. Even if it ultimately serves little purpose beyond the thrill of comedic invention, this demented romance is gloriously entertaining, spilling over with ideas that tickle the brain and even touch the heart. That's to be expected in a movie that dares to ponder the existential dilemma of a forlorn puppeteer (John Cusack) who discovers a metaphysical portal into the brain of actor John Malkovich.\n The puppeteer's working as a file clerk on the seventh-and-a-half floor of a Manhattan office building; this idea alone might serve as the comedic basis for an entire film, but Jonze and Kaufman are just getting started. Add a devious coworker (Catherine Keener), Cusack's dowdy wife (a barely recognizable Cameron Diaz), and a business scheme to capitalize on the thrill of being John Malkovich, and you've got a movie that just gets crazier as it plays by its own outrageous rules. Malkovich himself is the film's pi?®ce de r?©sistance, riffing on his own persona with obvious delight and--when he enters his own brain via the portal--appearing with multiple versions of himself in a tour-de-force use of digital trickery. Does it add up to much? Not really. But for 112 liberating minutes, "Being John Malkovich" is a wild place to visit. "--Jeff Shannon"

LSP- LD - 85011- HORNY HOUSEWIFE Part 1 (Adults Only) DVD

LSP- LD - 85011- HORNY HOUSEWIFE Part 1 (Adults Only) DVD Review

LSP- LD - 85011- HORNY HOUSEWIFE Part 1 (Adults Only) DVD Feature

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"HORNY HOUSEWIFE" Part 1 - BARBARA is a lovely brunette housewife who works as a dental assistant and loves to show off her lusty huge 36D breasts, big round butt and curvy 5'7" body! She does a striptease pulling her soaked panties in and out of her crotch and butt. She shows us all! Then rubs cream and oil making her glisten all over and keeping her front and rear ready for you to take! Then rubs and sucks an ice cube in her mouth and boobs; watch her hot crotch melt the ice...she wants you so bad, you can actually taste it! She slowly MASTURBATES in bed...take her! Then more teasing in garterbelt, panties, bra, black stockings, blouse and skirt; poke your head under her skirt as she spreads wide for you to take her any way you want to! check us out on facebook and youtube) ALSO CHECK OUT OUR WEBSTORE ON AMAZON!

Jennifer's Body [Blu-ray]

Jennifer's Body [Blu-ray] Review

JENNIFER'S BODY - Blu-Ray Movie

Burn It Up! Debbie Siebers' Slim in 6 Workout Series Weeks 4-6

Burn It Up! Debbie Siebers' Slim in 6 Workout Series Weeks 4-6 Review

Debbie will challenge you to burn the maximum calories and reshape your body using Slim Training (expecially for your thighs, arms and buttocks!). Make sure you have first completed the first two phases of the "Slim in 6" program.

Tough Guys Don't Dance

Tough Guys Don't Dance Review

Pulitzer Prize-winning author Norman Mailer wrote and directed this charmingly cracked nightmare comedy (Los Angeles Times) based on his best-selling 1984 novel. Set during the lonely emptiness of off-season Cape Cod, Tough Guys don't Dance features outstanding performances from Ryan O Neal and Isabella Rossellini. When wannabe writer Tim Madden (O Neal) wakes up from a memory-erasing drinking binge with an atomic hangover, he learns that it'll take more than a day to recover'since there is blood in his car and a severed head in his basement! Now, with a corrupt chief of police watching his every move, Tim must piece together the hazy events of the night before to solve a murder he mayor may nothave committed!

When the Bough Breaks

When the Bough Breaks Review

When the Bough Breaks Feature

• Actors: Ally Walker, Martin Sheen, Ron Perlman, Tara Subkoff, Robert Knepper.
• Format: Color, DVD, NTSC.
• Language: English.
• Region: Region 1 (U.S. and Canada only).
• Rated R. Run Time: 105 minutes.

On July, 4th in Houston, a teenager finds a human hand in the sewer. Captain Swaggert is investigating the discovery of seven hands over several years, each one precisely severed and with a number tattooed on the palm, but as yet has no leads. The highly qualified Special Investigator, Audrey Macleah, is assigned to join the team and give support to the investigation. When the police department receives a call from a medical doctor in an institution, Audrey visits him. There, the doctor introduces the autistic boy Jordan Thomas to her, disclosing seven hands that the boy had drawn on the wall. Audrey dedicates her attention to Jordan and discovers that he is connected to the serial killer.

MonkiSee "Baby's First Words" DVD Vol 1

MonkiSee "Baby's First Words" DVD Vol 1 Review

MonkiSee "Baby's First Words" DVD Vol 1 Feature

• 30 minutes video teaches babies to read
• Teaches body parts and other familiar first words
• Slide show review of 40 words
• Contains Instructional Parent Guide
• Video will auto play when no selection is made

Educational video teaches baby's their body parts and other familiar first words, while teaching babies to read. Contains a slide show of 40 words and pictures. Very entertaining for babies. Contains fun monkey skits, puppet shows, lively children's music, poetry, animals, children and more.... Through continued exposure to words, babies have been learning to read for over 40 years. Incorporates the methods first discovered by Glenn Doman in a video format.

Adolescence, Human Anatomy, and Sex Ed: Physical Aspects of Puberty DVD (1953)

Adolescence, Human Anatomy, and Sex Ed: Physical Aspects of Puberty DVD (1953) Review

Adolescence, Human Anatomy, and Sex Ed: Physical Aspects of Puberty DVD (1953) Feature

• Title: Physical Aspects of Puberty
• Run Time:17:41
• Audio/Visual: Sound, Black & White

Physical Aspects of Puberty, a sex-education film, details the different developing sex characteristics and emotional upheavals of the "in-between period of adolescence." Using animated diagrams as well as live action, the film shows Johnny and Janey as they suffer through body hair growth, uneven physical development, changes in appetite and brain cells, blemishes, and a fluctuating endocrine system. It even discusses the emotional effects of adolescence, including mood swings, and a tendency to be overly emotional.

Debbie Siebers' Slim in 6: Start It Up! Ramp It Up! Burn It Up! Plus Slim & 6pack and Slim & Limber

Debbie Siebers' Slim in 6: Start It Up! Ramp It Up! Burn It Up! Plus Slim & 6pack and Slim & Limber Review

Debbie, your trainer, will supply you with the help you need as you thru each routine. The complete regimen mixes fat-burning cardiovascular with light resistance moves to help slim and sculpt your body. You may work on toning your muscles without feeling bulky. The exercising schedule guarantees to shrink your midsection and tone your thighs, hips, and arms so that you can see a different and sexier you in just as short as six weeks. The 25-minute workout provides help in burning calories and reshaping your body to take you a step nearer to your perfect physique. Then, you Ramp It Up! What this does is further your calorie burn. The last is the Burn It Up! Yes, you could have lost pounds and toned your muscles, but you still have to take your routine to another level. It is a step up, so to assert because this last program completes your body reshaping efforts in one hour. You get 2 bonus workouts if you would like to add more challenge to your program. There's the Slim & 6-Pack complicated abs routine for flat, attractive abs. This workout will give you an additional eleven mins of firming and toning. There's also the Slim & Limber suppleness routine which lasts for fourteen mins. This was built to re-energize you during your days off.